Jokes:
Change Your Course
Through the pitch-black night, the Captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.He sends a signal: Change your course 10 degrees east.
The light signals back: Change your course 10 degrees west.
Angry, the Captain sends: I'm a Navy Captain! Change your course, sir!
I'm a Seaman, Second class, comes the reply. Change your course, sir.
Now the Captain is furious. This is the USS Battleship, I'm not changing course! Change course 10 degrees east now!
There is one last reply: I'm a lighthouse. Your call.
